Funny Convetsations with Husband

Me: Guess who’s pregnant!?

Husband: Better not freakin’ be us!

{It’s not us, for the record.}

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Husband (looking around our living room):  It looks like someone had a college party in here but with tractors and blocks instead of beer cans!

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{Watching Friebds and Chandler and Monica are slow dancing to the mixed tape that Janice made Chandler}

Husband: This is where you get your ridiculous ideas about relationships, isn’t it?

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{He was reading Little Blue Truck to BB.}

Husband:  “Then he drove by the frog and almost hit him so he jumped on the truck.”

Me:  That’s not the story!

Husband: I like my way better.