Me: Okay, let’s talk about the things we are thankful for tonight.
Braun: Thank you God for donuts! Thank you God for pancakes! Thank you God for tv!
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Driving down the road, out of the blue…
Braun: Grandad. He’s a pretty good guy.
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Sheep shearer: Would it be okay if I use your restroom?
Nan (my mom): Sure, it’s down the hall to the left.
Braun: Hey! He’s gotta go poop!
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I didn’t get laundry folded on Easter Sunday, so we slept in our guest bed.
Ty: Did you know Braun is in our bed?
Me: {Looking around} No, he’s not.
Ty: No, the other bed.
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Me: Hail Mary,
Braun: Full of Grace.
Me: Good job!
Braun: No…full of GAS! Mary full of gas! {laughs hysterically at himself}
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I left the room for 2 minutes the day before Easter.
Me: What in the world happened here?
Braun: We needed to get the white Easter eggs!
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At the Polar Plunge:
Braun: I want to go swimming!
Me: The water is cold!
Braun: It’s NOT cold! I a polar plunger!
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I got new glasses last week. I didn’t say anything about it in front of Braun at all. But I walked into his school to pick him up and before I got through the door he said, “Those are not your glasses!”
Always a Farm Kid 